Well, after allying some really funny people, I've developed a few new strats that you use right after a game where u own ur man as ur ally begs for help the entire game, blaming the loss on you.

#1) No matter what spot you get, move to 12. If your opponent is 12, attack his hall, if not, find him, and Peon rush him.

#2) If you are 6/8, build hall about halfway to middle. Make farms around, and yell "HELP!!" "HELP!!"