What a poor fucking loser. Won't resign when game was over forever...
http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=88411334

Mountainking7: think its over.
Mountainking7: dude just resign and we can rm....why drag on the game?
navodith: ill play a few moves then well play another game right
Mountainking7: .
Mountainking7: checkmate in 2 ...
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Lol. When its plain to see its over, just resign gracefully especially with correspondence chess!

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lol i mated this guy in 13 moves http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=782374951
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Lol. When its plain to see its over, just resign gracefully especially with correspondence chess!

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I won a tournament game once, live over the board, against a 1600 player who was up a rook and two pieces. Allowing it to get under your skin that your opponent won't resign only helps justify why they don't resign. Treat it as an exercise on how to close out games quickly, or, what I do, is humiliate them by under promoting to bishops and knights or constructing a pretty checkmate.

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Haha foonat...why not throw down the queen to QD8 in move 10? That's not mate?
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Haha foonat...why not throw down the queen to QD8 in move 10? That's not mate?

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Haha foonat...why not throw down the queen to QD8 in move 10? That's not mate?

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rofl yes it is woops

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i always play for the stalemate hahaha

fuck resigning. winners never give up!

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Haha foonat...why not throw down the queen to QD8 in move 10? That's not mate?

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Seriously, this guy can't be better rated than me...lmao

http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=88716624

This is embarassing. 15 moves in and he's 4 pieces down I think.
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look at what i did to this guy...start watching at move 17 http://live.chess.com/live?v=2014041701#g=784199643
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look at what i did to this guy...start watching at move 17 http://live.chess.com/live?v=2014041701#g=784199643

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says the gaey
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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look at what i did to this guy...start watching at move 17 http://live.chess.com/live?v=2014041701#g=784199643

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Chess is for phags

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anyone seen Computer Chess? its on netflix, pretty good

look at the mate on this guy LOL http://live.chess.com/live?v=2014041701#g=785082347
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rofl dug are you an underwear model?
by tornVagnias 4 weeks ago Delete Delete & Ban


lmfao who's tornVagnias

Man I was playing so bad and devoid of any plans and then that game turned around!

http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=89100392
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i won a game against a 1450 guy because he ran out of time, then i submitted the game to computer analysis on chess.com:

Inaccuracies: 13 = 25.0% of moves
Mistakes: 4 = 7.7% of moves
Blunders: 6 = 11.5% of moves

lol almost half my moves were errors of some sort
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11.5% of your moves were bludners. ya dumbass!
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hassan-i-asher: majorin in takin pictures
dreamin bout wayne from catalina wine mixers
listen little friend stay outta the deep end
cuz you're less street than vampire weekend

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i know - i was incredibly owned (he had 2 queens to my 1 pawn) but he ran out of time before he could checkmate me
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An inaccuracy as such is not inherently bad as opposed to a blunder or a mistake
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i won a game against a 1450 guy because he ran out of time, then i submitted the game to computer analysis on chess.com:

Inaccuracies: 13 = 25.0% of moves
Mistakes: 4 = 7.7% of moves
Blunders: 6 = 11.5% of moves

lol almost half my moves were errors of some sort

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load the game and click the "edit" button that is below the window that says the moves, then press "Analyze". at the bottom of the screen it will tell you the best line for the given position for the player that has to move, and their +/-. these numbers are opposite for black and white - so if white has +1, it means black is -1. u can then see how good or bad your moves were by checking the moves before and after the one you are interested in seeing
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for the noobs - have u guys read about the greek gift sacrifice? it's an attacking pattern that arises very commonly in games. here's an article on it http://www.chess.com/article/view/the-greek-gift-sacrifice-lives-on

i used it in a game and raped this guy http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=790638622 he blundered horribly on move 16
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I just call that the Bishop sacrifice. It is good when black has weak control over the b1-h7 diagonal. If he has no good way to defend this diagonal after the sac, chances are the sac will work.

There is a really good book which breaks down this sacrifice called Art of Attack in Chess by Vladimir Vukovic (The Classic Bishop Sacrifice pg 121).

http://bellairechessclub.com/sites/default/files/vukovic_vladimir-art_of_attack.pdf
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Thanks foonat/messiah. I'll have a read of that tomorrow
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some good articles by silman, the guy that wrote the book messiah has spoken well of:

http://www.chess.com/article/view/you-have-it-he-doesnrsquot-part-2
http://www.chess.com/article/view/you-have-it-he-doesnrsquot-part-1

i feel that these are a little more advanced as they are about positional ideas like controlling diagonals and exploiting holes, but i think i learned a lot even as a n00b
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